I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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