Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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