the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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