I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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