found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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