if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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