YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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