I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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