dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Found the puke drawer
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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