Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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