Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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