Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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