Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
