Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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