I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
