How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
