playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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