Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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