I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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