I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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