There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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