I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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