Do you still have your period?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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