walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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