I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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