so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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