I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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