After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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