After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
