It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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