I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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