why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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