drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
3pm strippers are depressing
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Randomize
