How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Are my feet made of real feet?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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