Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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