i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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