is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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