This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The power of my boobs compel you
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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