I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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