I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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