this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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