Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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