the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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