What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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