She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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