Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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