you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The air taste purple.
Randomize
