are you still at the devil's house?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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