using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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