I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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