Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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